Welcome

...to this as-yet-(mostly)-nonexistent Choose Your Own Adventure blog.

Basically (as you have probably noticed), the author of www.goldbergish.blogspot.com is notoriously full of crap. He didn't actually read the work he describes. He made it up. (Or, more likely, someone else made the less demented half of it up and he stole and expanded upon their much more reasonable initial idea. He does that. A lot.)

Anyway, the Existential Choose Your Own Adventure does not exist (in a literal sense). Maybe it should. Maybe, someday, it will--right here! Or maybe, in a more important and less literal sense, it already does exist: here, here, and here.